vstheworld:

memesusofsuburbia:

sephbeams:

sharp-tender-shock:

elijahelegia:

Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating

I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house

galaxy brain:  The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor

obsessed with the idea that the bachelor is ritually killed at the end of every season

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discount-wizard-spells:

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When I watched evangelion for the first time it struck me like lightning why asukas character seemed so familiar and I needed to draw it immediately. Enjoy

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bogleech:

only-tiktoks:

This is fascinating and I love the part with the mushrooms and the worms if this really works but my favorite part is that we spent decades like “oh no….oil is soaking into fur and feathers….if only we had something that could soak up all this oil”

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demilypyro:

toweringclam:

toweringclam:

demilypyro:

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THAT WAS TESTAMENT AND THEIR PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM AND I KNOW THEIR COCK IS BIG

Canonically, they have to wear an iron plate on their panties just to hide the bulge.

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It’s real but rarely seen. The only mod is removing their skirt.

Extreme tuck

writergeekrhw:

worlddominationofcourse:

oldnewsisgoodnews:

garbage-empress:

balaclava-trismegistus:

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If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me out

This is like the best admission I’ve ever heard that prison sentences are about fucked up torture rather than keeping dangerous people out of society.

There’s literally an entire Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode about how effed up this concept is.

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As the Sci-Fi writer in question here, do NOT invent the Torment Nexus. Seriously. No.

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demilypyro:

My girlfriend was in the kitchen with no shirt on and I saw her back muscles and became insane kiss kiss kiss bite lick lick

edgebug:

edgebug:

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the “cute manic pixie” way but in the “unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory” way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she’s like “bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it”

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your brain is unfathomably colossal

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